Holi-Daze
1. It’s two O’clock, and I’m just now getting dressed for the day, not because I’m lazy….because I’m busy.
2. While our daughters are vacating, I’m taking care of their pets, two parakeets and a dog.
3. Walking two dogs at once is harder than it looks.
4. If one dog barks, they both do.
5. Doggie time out is a good thing…..for me.
6. The Christmas tree is long gone, but the ornaments are still sitting in a pile on the coffee table.
7. How many dishes can be made with all of this leftover turkey? Between turkey sandwiches, turkey soup, turkey pot pie, and turkey tetrazzini, I’m running out of ideas.
8. Perhaps the actual question should be, why do I always buy such a big turkey?
9. Who decided to put air bubbles in chocolate? All that means is there’s less room for actual chocolate.
10. There has to be something else. Why can’t I think of it?
11. (This one goes to eleven.) I’m blaming lack of concentration on excessive amounts of turkey, barking dogs, and air bubbles in chocolate.